Bill Legarzia Funny Status Messages

   Have you heard of that brand new men's cologne that just came out called "Umpire"? It's for Foul Balls.

   It seems like only yesterday that my abs didn't have the letters "FL" in front of them.

   If flatulence is a normal part of pregancy, why did they toss me out of my wife's lamaze class after I farted?

   I find my kitchen sink stays much cleaner by washing my dishes in the toilet. When did you say you wanted to come over for dinner?